Mario Kart 7 Murders

So I believe we all know about the Mario Kart series. Its practically synonymous with consoles. But for those who are chronically stupid, it is Mario in go karts. simple, but works wonders. Some say 8 Deluxe is the best, some say Wii or Double Dash, but I stick with 7 as I have too much nostalga for it. I lost my 3DS in a freak aksident where an interdimensional monster ate my house but that isnt relevant to Mario Kart so i will skip it. I went on Ebay to find a new copy and found a copy of Mario Kart 7 and a 3DS for free. FOR FREE!!! I got it and immediately appeared in the mail. There was a note reading " PLEASE DONT PLAY THIS WAAAAA HAS EATEN MY NOSE AND I WILL DIE TAKE IT TO A LANDFILL AND DIG IT DOWN!!!!!!" I didnt care and went back to put the game in the 3DS and the interdimension monster came back but I killed him with my super sentai powers but anyway the game started and nostalga hit me like shit. I went and played and I was so cracked I got all the characters in a few hours. Normally I would use Honey Queen since Honey Queen is kino as the kids say but another thing popped up. It said "Waluigi has been unlocked" I said "what the shit? Waluigi wasnt in this game? Oh well" I picked Waluigi and he appeared to have the same stats of a heavywait so I picked him and a good kart combination to go with. I chose the bananananas cup and i saw N64 Koopa Troopa Beach. I started well but when I got an item, instead of a shell or a banananananas, there was an rpg. Waluigi turned back and shot it at Mario, murdying him!!!! MURDER IN A MARTO GAME! UNBELIVABLE!!! Hyper realistic blood spluted out and I tried to steer Waluigi into the sea but it wouldnt let me. Waluigi kept shooting, killing Bowser, Peach, Luigi and Daisy. More blood came out and Wario drove up. He tried to reason with Waluigi but Waluigi just sat on him. he just suffocated. Then Honey Queen drove up and attempted to stab Waaaaa with their stinger but Waaaaaa was too thin and he unhinged his jaw and swallowed the big bee whole. Then he jumped out and said "your next". Waaaaaaa jumped out of the 3DS and threw lots of punches. They were powerful and blood so realistic it looked more realistic than reality spurted out of me. I kicked his ass nontheless and hid in the closet and he said "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI will find YUUUUUU" I came out and we had an epic battle but eventually Waaaaaaa killed me and now I am a ghost. Do not Play Mario Kart 7. Waaaa will get you. Dont try to resist Waaaaaaa.

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