Mom, This is Why I Utterly Despise and Hate Dolls

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They're creepy motherfuckers. I don't get why mom even thought for one second I didn't hate dolls. Have you seen Chucky? Have you seen all those countless other horrors about creepy-ass dolls that I won't watch because I, like a sane person, HATE DOLLS?

Mom, if you're reading this, seriously. You always tell me to "use your head, daft boy" and yet you won't use your own. Because you think I like dolls. No, I don't need some tragic backstory like "A doll killed my sister and now I'm scared of them." I have eyes. My eyes see their lifeless, beady, glass eyes and my eyes say "Yo, that's scary shit."

It's COMMON SENSE.

I'm not even going to talk about that one doll I had in my room from Gramma, how it moved on its own. Nope. I'll talk about that time I dreamt that Chucky was sitting on that shelf above my bed, dripping blood onto my face. Yeah, mom. I dreamt that when I was four. But go off on how you think I like dolls.

There. I said it. Now please, I'm begging you. Stop giving me dolls for my birthday. They're creepy, scary, unnerving, and disgusting damn it.


Credited to mysticaltater 

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