Mom Insulted Among Us
I am a 33 year old male who lives with his parents. My mom says that I am morbidly obese but I tell her to shut up since I only weigh 500lbs. She says that she is "WoRriEd aBouT mY hEalTh" but I just tell her that I don't remember asking (laugh emoji!). Anyways, since I don't have a job I have a lot of spare time. I used to mod a Discord server but that has changed since I found Among Us. Every time I hear anything even remotely connected to Among Us I burst out with laughter and cannot stop. It's like Among Us is the only thing keeping me alive. My dad calls me a loser for it but I don't care. Anyway, I was jacking off to among us gameplay when my mom called me for dinner. My dad helped me walk to the kitchen. We all sat down. My mom said that grandma was no longer Among Us. I tried to contain myself, but couldn't help it. Vessels started popping out and I let out the fattest shart as I started to laugh hysterically. My mom started crying and saying how I was an embarrassment to the family. I was used to that so I just continued laughing. But then, she said the most infuriating thing. "Among Us is a children's game, it's not even funny". I stopped laughing. I turned around slowly, to see her looking me dead in my eyes. I slowly stood up and told her that I am glad that grandma died. She started crying even more, but I didn't care. I took my fist, and hammered it into her skull. She dropped on the ground unconscious. My dad locked me in the garage. I am now typing this on an old phone I found here. Was I wrong for doing what I did?
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