Mom whats wrong with woody
i was playing with my toys like every day but when i went to bed something happened at one am i heard there's a snake in my boot but it was really distorted it sounded really deep and crackley so i woke up my mom i told her but she did'nt believe when i went to show her it was FUCKING FINE so i went back to bed and went back to sleep with woody but when i woke up woody was gone so i went to tell my mom but SHE WAS DEAD SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND CALLED THE POLICE her hair was cut her face was bloody and there was snake marks all over her body then i thought well that's strange becuz woody said snake and my mom had snake marks on her body and for some strange reason woody was next to her body so when the police came the told me the did'nt now how she died so when me and my sister were adopted i brought all my toys at my new home 10 years later at my new house my wife said she loves the new house we moved in just to tell you woody was long gone so when i went to tell may to go to bed there was woody being played with i asked my wife did she buy it for may she said no and i did something i would regret forever i went to bed not questioning were the fuck woody came from becuz then may told me were are cat maxwell she said pointing at the dead cat he's sleeping daddy and woody was on top of the body i said WHAT THE FUCK.
Credited to Frankafly
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