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About a few weeks ago we moved in to this beautiful suburban home. It didn't look scary and no one was murdered here...

DAY 1: About a few weeks ago we moved in to this beautiful suburban home. It didn't look scary and no one was murdered here according to the agent. The way she said 'no one' incited doubt in me, which fuelled my curiosity into researching why this house SHOULD BE scary. I was disappointed to find that this community did NOT used to be a cemetery.

NIGHT 1: The night came and so it was dark (obviously). I have not fully unpacked because my mother will have to do it eventually. Anyway, she said goodnight, turned out the lights and shut the door.

Come midnight I was awoken by the sound of rustling papers. I thought it was the fan. I was very scared because I almost always assume that everything is haunted or 'paranormal' as you millenial cuties like to say ;) -xoxo update soon

UPDATE NIGHT 2: I have no fan. My jaw dropped when I saw the open window. It makes sense. A ghost probably possessed me to sleep walk and open the window therefore theoretically allowing the possibility of potential haunting spree. YES, I know, I AM SCARED, TOO. I know that's what you're thinking, too (General Psychology duh).

I couldn't sleep tonight. I just had to make sure everything was shut and locked. I also installed a curtain but for some reason the moonlight pierces through. The ray of lights hanging in the air calmed me but through it I could see a dad-bod figure.

"MOM, WHAT THE FUCK? GET OUT!"

"Robert don't you dare kiss me with that mouth!"

"Why are you here?"

"I was just making sure you are not to play with yourself while fantasizing that movie we just watched. That is not the Christian way."

"Shrek 2? I didn't even like American Beauty!"

And then I woke up. Not sweaty. Also, not short of breath. Just eyes opened. It was just a horrible disgusting nightmare. I looked at the corner where the dad-bod figure stood. There was a coat rack with a summer hat (not mine) sitting on top. I believe it was a ghost. I kept telling myself NO IT WAS NOT A COAT RACK! IT'S A GHOST! (I can see in the dark pretty good, kinda like my talent lol).

I'll update you guys, soon. I'm still trying to figure out how I can get out of this situation alive. This is a serious problem and it is very logical to write about it in the internet for people to read whilst my mortal life doth be amidst danger, lmao I'm so random. Hmu?

EDIT: A lot of you have been asking me (13 people to be exact) why there was a lost/missing time after the update. To be honest, I cut the story directly to night time because I was NOT haunted the whole day. Also, I didn't wanna have people laughing at me because we had Digiorno for lunch.



Credited to AaronJustDid 

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