Mr. Bones' Wild Ride: The Revenge

I was an ordinary human being. I liked to read these stories called "Creepypastas" as well as the humorous "Trollpastas". I enjoyed stories such as "Jeff the Killer", "Smile.jpg", and the legendary "Slenderman". but of the dozens of pastas I've read, only one of them caught my eye the most; Mr. Bones' Wild Ride. I have a fear of skeletons to this day because of that story. I did not know what I was getting myself into when I decided to find out about Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2.

It had been several years since Mr. Bones' Wild Ride had debuted. I was on vacation at Busch Gardens for the first time, and I was interested in seeing if the rumors about "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride" I had heard about from -1Chan were true. After about 10 minutes of walking around, I noticed that Mr. Bones' Wild Ride was replaced with the Sequel, titled "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2: The Revenge". I quickly busted out my phone from my pocket, and Googled "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2: The Revenge".

As soon as I hit the search button, a Wikipedia article on was the first result out of only 100.

"Only 100 results?" I thought, "Sp00py." The article stated that the ride lasts 4 times as long compared to the original, and is extra "scary". "4 times as long compared to the first one?" I thought. "If the original was around 4 years in Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, then... MOTHER OF GOD."

However, it says "the longer you stay on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2, the more you lose your ability to leave the ride", implying that you have an option to quit being on the ride, unlike the first one.

I looked at a sign describing the ride's instructions. Apparently, if you have a fear of skeletons, you shouldn't get on the ride (despite a Mr. Bones, a skeleton, being directly in front of the ride), but I'm not afraid of any skeletons. But then again, I can't trust anyone who makes a ride that seemingly lasts forever. I decided to think about my ruler, Shrek, as I got on the ride. I knew everything would be okay, albeit very spooky. When I was strapped in my cart, I heard some very loud screeches, of those who wanted to "get off of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride".

Only a minute into the ride, and I'm regretting all of my life's decisions. There were 3 many (more than too many) skeletons, and the ride was SUPER SLOW!!!! I tried not to lose my sanity, but... I HAD NO ABILITIES THAT TELL ME I CAN. Minutes turned into hours, and hours turned into days, and I was still on the never-ending nightmare known as Mr. Bones' Wild Ride 2: The Revenge. I did not have anything to eat or drink, and I starved to death. On the final day, I yelled my last words loud and clear, "I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE 2: THE REVENGE". And then a skeleton popped out, turning me into a skeleton. :O

I SWORE TO MYSELF AND MY MUM THAT I WOULD NEVER GO ON A RIDE AGAIN BECAUSE OF THAT SUPER SP00KY EXPERIENCE.

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