Mr. Michael's Surprise Boner
It was a foggy morning. Mr Michael drove to his work at the offices. It was like any other day to him, boring, and sad. The day was black and white like any other day, and it was too normal for him to comprehend.
Even though he thought this day was going to be normal does not mean it was. Once he got to work in the offices he passed out on his computer. This somehow led to him accidentally visitng pornhub, but he would not know until he woke up. His fellow workers stared at him like he had two dicks. He was passed out on the keyboard, on pornhub.
Mr Michael woke up to his workers staring at him with an annoyed face, but he did know know why. He looked at his computer screen, and BAM! His dick grew 8 inches, so long that it knocked a table over. He was so embarrased that he took his 7-Eleven squirt gun and shot himself with it.
His ghost haunts te offices to this day. People have reported their computer screens randomly searching up pornhub, tables being knocked over, and finding 7-Eleven squirt gun on thier desk. Everybody remebers Mr Michael for his shitty personality and the day when he ended his life.
