My Dog Is a Serial Killer

It was a relatively normal day. Tired, I went to my room and saw my dog smiling at me, which I thought was weird. I went into my room and saw at least a pile dead dogs all over the floor and several on my bed, too. At this point, I was scared of my dog. She ran outside and got hit by a car. At least, it was what the driver thought. Suddenly, my dog jumped up and started mauling him.

My dog ran into the neighbor's house and mauled everyone inside. Animal control couldn't get close enough to her to restrain her. Two men tried, but they were mauled too. Several days later, my dog had mauled everyone in my local town and the surrounding area, about 2,000 people and countless animals. I had moved to protect myself.

I though I was safe until my dog showed up with an army of dogs, about 20,000 strong. My dog and her army continued mauling people and recruited their dogs (if they owned any) to join them. At this point, my dog had killed everybody within a 10-mile radius. It got so bad that the area my dog ruled had to be closed off to humans. It's now known as Dog County, and it gets support just like any other county would. So take another look at your dog.

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