My girlfriend's tattoo
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So I've been dating my girl for about a year now, and recently, we moved in together.
Things are great. She cooks and cleans and likes to snuggle on the couch. The sex...fuggitabout it! But I have noticed one weird thing about her. She has this tattoo that I don't think is actually a tattoo.
It's a keyhole, like for one of those old fashion keyholes like from Alice in Wonderland.
She won't talk about it though. Says she's always had it and that her dad gave it to her when she was a little kid. Weird flex, but okay. She's got some cool parents I guess. Still haven't met them.
I guess I might never get to now.
Well, we were gettin heavy the other night and my John Thomas kinda... slipped in there. That's when I realized that it weren't no tattoo. It was a real fuggin keyhole! And boys, I gotta tell ya, that shit was TOIGHT SON!
I pulled it out and did her regular style, I don't think she noticed, but after that I've had like this, obsession with it. I keep uh "usin it" sometimes after she goes to bed. She never notices, as long as I don't leave any uh "presents" behind.
She's got this whole drawer full of keys in it but, who cares about that.
The only key I wanna put in there is, you know...
So the other night I'm usin it after she's asleep and I uh had a little accident. I maybe didn't "leave enemy lines" fast enough if you get my drift and left some "dew on the grass" if you feel what I'm sayin.
Now she won't wake up and I guess what I'm askin is...is it okay to keep diddlin that tumbler or should I maybe take her to the hospital?
Askin' for a friend
Credited to Erutious
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