My little pony...
fluttershy used to be a bakery employee, but she got fired and snapped at the manager before leaving, then she became A KILLER THAT KILLS YOU IN COLD BLOOD!!!!! she killed 2 fillies and pooped and wrote "fluttershy's victory royale" with her poop....
rainbow dash works at a factory which turns ponies into RAINBOWS!!!!! i think we all know what this is referencing...
pinkie pie is a cold blooded murderer, she sometimes turns the corpses of her victims into cupcakes and feeds them to unsuspecting victims.. we all know what this is referencing...
rarity is actually a jewelry owner, only when she was 13, but she must keep it a secret. once rumors started spreading that she was a jewelry owner, she was this close to becoming a murderer but then got distracted by taco bell and ended up having explosive diarrhea.
applejack, she lives and actively works at a farm, that's it.
twilight sparkle was a magician when she was 9, using her magic in front of the crowd, until it went horribly wrong after a filly threw a cup full of water at the 9 year old magician and twilight responded by snapping at the said filly and used her magic to destroy everything.
but that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
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