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fluttershy used to be a bakery employee, but she got fired and snapped at the manager before leaving, then she became COLD BLOODED!!!!! she killed 2 fillies and pooped and wrote "fluttershy's victory royale" with her poop.... |
fluttershy used to be a bakery employee, but she got fired and snapped at the manager before leaving, then she became COLD BLOODED!!!!! she killed 2 fillies and pooped and wrote "fluttershy's victory royale" with her poop.... |
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rainbow dash works at a factory which turns ponies into RAINBOWS!!!!! i think we all know what this is referencing... |
rainbow dash works at a factory which turns ponies into RAINBOWS!!!!! i think we all know what this is referencing... |
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pinkie pie is a cold blooded murderer, she sometimes turns the corpses of her victims into cupcakes and feeds them to unsuspecting victims.. we all know what this is referencing... |
pinkie pie is a cold blooded murderer, she sometimes turns the corpses of her victims into cupcakes and feeds them to unsuspecting victims.. we all know what this is referencing... |
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rarity is actually a jewelry owner, only when she was 13, but she must keep it a secret. once rumors started spreading that she was a jewelry owner, she was this close to becoming a murderer but then got distracted by taco bell and ended up having explosive diarrhea. |
rarity is actually a jewelry owner, only when she was 13, but she must keep it a secret. once rumors started spreading that she was a jewelry owner, she was this close to becoming a murderer but then got distracted by taco bell and ended up having explosive diarrhea. |
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applejack, she lives and actively works at a farm, that's it. |
applejack, she lives and actively works at a farm, that's it. |
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twilight sparkle was a magician when she was 9, using her magic in front of the crowd, until it went horribly wrong after a filly threw a cup full of water at the 9 year old magician and twilight responded by snapping at the said filly and used her magic to destroy everything. |
twilight sparkle was a magician when she was 9, using her magic in front of the crowd, until it went horribly wrong after a filly threw a cup full of water at the 9 year old magician and twilight responded by snapping at the said filly and used her magic to destroy everything. |
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but that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY! |
but that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY! |
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Revision as of 17:56, 29 January 2022
fluttershy used to be a bakery employee, but she got fired and snapped at the manager before leaving, then she became COLD BLOODED!!!!! she killed 2 fillies and pooped and wrote "fluttershy's victory royale" with her poop....
rainbow dash works at a factory which turns ponies into RAINBOWS!!!!! i think we all know what this is referencing...
pinkie pie is a cold blooded murderer, she sometimes turns the corpses of her victims into cupcakes and feeds them to unsuspecting victims.. we all know what this is referencing... rarity is actually a jewelry owner, only when she was 13, but she must keep it a secret. once rumors started spreading that she was a jewelry owner, she was this close to becoming a murderer but then got distracted by taco bell and ended up having explosive diarrhea.
applejack, she lives and actively works at a farm, that's it.
twilight sparkle was a magician when she was 9, using her magic in front of the crowd, until it went horribly wrong after a filly threw a cup full of water at the 9 year old magician and twilight responded by snapping at the said filly and used her magic to destroy everything.
but that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
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