Nice Cock Bro

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This may sound awkward. The other day I was peeing in a public bathroom when this man came and started peeing in the urinal next to me. I did not know what I was about to witness. The man had the most mesmerizing penis hidden within his pants waiting for that moment to be released and revealed. He reached to his zipper that was barely holding it together against the enormous galore of pure penile perfection. The dong uncoiled with such grace that I could swear I heard the urinal moaning. He embraced his precious and aimed so elegantly a stream of pure, shiny piss akin to the fountains of the Louvre. I was speechless, dumbfounded, I was in a whole different dimension as I beheld this majesty. My brain scrambled to group any words I could find to express a fraction of the wonder I am witnessing. He finished his presentation, and the glorious schlong was back to his shrine. I was finally able to utter a few words, I glanced and said: "nice cock bro".

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