Night of All the Spookyness
There was a dark and stormy night. And shittiness was in the air!
Spooooooky!
Lightning struck the roof of the Louisiana mansion! You could feel the spookiness in the air, lingering like a tense fog. Surely there were skeletons about.
A flash of lightning, and there they are! Standing in the field, naaaaked! Except one of them isn't naked at all because he's pretending to be a scarecrow! Wooooooo.
The skeletons creep, but no one can see them, because it's dark out! Who the hell didn't install lights in his field? The foolish land owner. So they creep and creep, getting closer. Except for that one guy, 'cause he's pretending to be a scarecrow. He just kinda stands there.
As the skeletons creep up to the door, they run and knock. They're offering the worst thing in the world! Magazine subscriptions! One of them jumps through a window crash and runs up the stairs. thmp thmp thmp thmp
The bathroom door flies open and the lady with cat ears in the tub screams out! AEEEEEEEIIIIEEE The skeleton screams too, because he has no idea what to do now! He's never seen a naked person before, aside from his own kind!
Terrified, the skeleton flings a magazine in the tub and jumps out the second story window. He lands into the arms of Mr. Skeltal, who holds him and softly doot doot in his ear. Don't worry skeleton, you're safe now. The scariness is finally over.
And no skeletons ever went to the naked cat lady's house again.
Credited to Rootbeer128
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