Nightmare on Sesame Street: Difference between revisions
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Bert, Ernie, and Grover talked about how they pissed their pants and had a kidney failure. Chuck blew them up! Chuck Norris sided with Elmo and his penis ghost, so he blew the rest of The Sesameits up! “Hey, you can’t just blow people you don’t like up, that’s unprofessional,” Bumblebee screamed. So Chuck blew her up as well.
Chuck randomly blew Shrek and Kim Kardashian up. Elmo smoked more marijuana, which pissed Chuck off, so he blew him up! Snuffy got all scared and drank a whole glass of cum, so Chuck blew him up too! Unfortunately, this was too much explosions for heaven to handle, and it fucking exploded, I saw blood! It shows Norris in hell with The Count (dressed up as the devil) saying, “well, it’s going to be a hell of a time counting how many explosions you did.”
Honestly, the entire fight scene made me question what the fuck kind of shit I was writing, I mean reading. But, Jeff the Killer’s knockoff, Bleff the Biller came to fight Jeff and get all the attention.
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Cookie Monster: Hey, I told you to not find him, give me my 50 million back!
Elmo: Oh, you want 50 million huh? Elmo’ll give you 50 fucking million! (Elmo smokes more marijuana and slaps the shit out of Cookie Monster’s ass, counting to 50 million each slap. All of this while his penis’ ghost tortures me for what I wrote about it.)
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Wait, you guys are in Sesame Street. Why are you in the real world?
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Me: FUCK NO!!!! Don’t kill yourself with that shit. Try rat poison instead! (I give Cookie Monster the rat poison and he drinks it, turning into a naked and 300 pound version of Kanye West.)
Kanye: Damn, what a blast! (He goes into his Ferrari and Elmo (smoking marijuana) and his penis ghost frolic back to Sesame Street. I confusingly wave to them till they fucking leave.)
(You throw your brain and whatever you used to read this away.) You: What the fuck kind of shit did I just fucking read?!
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