Nonsensical: Starring Nicolas Cage

Part 1, "Save The Grapes"

It all started when the potato men were upset with Darth Vader for eating all the pie, like that episode of "That 70's Show"when Rob Shneider accidently slip, trip, and flipped into the neverland ranch were Eminem gave him a peanutbutter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwhich. But, it all has to do with how Paula Deen saved the chickens from the balloon police and prevented WWXI. Thus, Nicholous Cage was born in Norway and extinguished the pancake paper massacre. Then Pikachu said "Bulbasaur," then ate the last coffee cake muffin. That's when Nicholous Cage knew hee had to save the grapes! Then the copper man flew Nic to the nickel planet where Coppah J. Asscrack (the copper man) was scraped for 1,100 pesos and Nic bought "League of the Fallout of Borderlands 11," and beat "Half-Life 3 part 2" in 11mins. Flabergasted, Nic threw Ape, the space monkey into a slam dunk and won the Stanley Cup. That's how Nicholous Cage saved the grapes th nightmare before Christmas.

Part 2, "Not Since The Accident"

8 mins ago Nicholous Cage beat "League of the Fallout of Borderlands 11" and won "CS:GO eat a dick" tournament. With the prize of 42 goat cheese wheels. Then a warlock appeared from Narnia and said "use the force Harry, you dumbsh*t" Nicholous Cage used struggle, the struggle was real! Goomy then used a gayme shark code for permenant sexiness. Nic then pulled out his 32bit iPhone 6k+ and looked up a good counter on Charmandipedia. Goomy let out a hearty laugh. Nic flinched and panicked, accidentally watched the full 81 seasons of "Friends" and lost his Impala. Then the Canadian Stoner Nation attacked Nic, then out of no where Nick McManlyMahon appeared and bashed everone in the face, of course he would he swore on his mum. He saved Mr. Cage and said "I must go shrek needs me" and flew away on his magestic stallion named Bombastic. Nic says to himself "It hasn't been this bad, no not since the accident!"