POKEMON COLLOSEUM.EXE
I was clening my room 1 day and i found a gamecube disk caled 'pokeyman coloseum.exe'. I was so skard bkas it had sharped riten on it so i threw up bile and stomik asid al over the flor and i awas horrafied. i desided 2 play it anyway so i put it in mi gamecube that i bot at a yard sal for 25 cents the pepl that sold it to me wer mean and sadi i was ugly and fat and lozer but i didnt care so i bot it anyway.
i put da misteriyous disk in and it showd the gamecub logo only it was hyperereaslistik red color so i threw up again and now my lips burned and tasted like acid. i presses th start button and the game started and my karakter was named 'JACK FRIZZLEFRITZ' even tho i had no memry card. i played th game and instead of espyon and umbreyawn i had a groundon and a kyogre. i was so happi bkas dos 2 pokayman r epic and they from the epicist game i have that i got wen i was 5 years old in 1953 POKEMON EMERALD i was so exsited 2 hav such legendery pokemon on my team that i threw up my serial that i had 4 brekfast and it burnt my lips off and now i lokd lik jeff the killr but its was OK sense i had such good pokayaman but later i notisted that my pokemon wer named "DEAD PERSON" and 'KILLED BY MISSINGNO IN LAVENDER TOWN" but i not care. i played 4 3 strait until i diskuvered that th hole time i was playing the musec from laverder town was playign and i had a sezshur and died.
now i am in hell bekause pokeman is demonic
ur next
th end
Written by Church of C'Shan
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