Patrick's Suicide

I used to love the Nickelodeon show Spongebob Squarepants. It was my favorite show of all time and it always brung a smile on my face no matter what the situation was. But this episode ruined everything I loved about Spongebob.

So I was on Twitter when a user posted a link to a lost episode so Spongebob Squarepants that was on the Pirate Bay. I was excited as always. I downloaded. Then the intro played. So after the intro the episode's name appeared it was called 'Patrick's Suicide written in a black background and the text was in a dark red color. I was very shocked but I thought of it as a morbid joke.

The episode starts with Spongebob at Patrick's rock. Spongebob and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators from the Sailor Mouth episode. After some playing Spongebob said "I won yay". Patrick was crying because he lost. He then said "Oh come on four rounds and I still lost waaaaaaa". Spongebob then said "Hey Patrick maybe you might win round five lets give it another shot shall we?" Patrick said "Ok". But yet Spongebob won again. Patrick then goes into a tantrum and runs out of his rock. The screen cut to black for 35 seconds and it showed Patrick near the edge of a cliff, he was now sobbing and crying in a realistic way which stayed for about 3 minutes before it cut to a dead women's body lying on a floor. Then Patrick said "I hate life, goodbye world." Then Patrick stood at the edge of the cliff and pulled out a gun and pulled the trigger. Patrick's lifeless body fell down into the ravine below.

Then the credits rolled as usual. I thought it was over when I saw something in thai written in blood on my bedroom door translating into "YOu'rE nEXt" and beside the door was a Patrick plushie covered in blood.

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Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki

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