Peaches & Pooping

When I watched The Super Mario Bros Movie in theaters, I enjoyed it decently. However, I felt it was incomplete. For being a celebration of Nintendo's Super Mario franchise, it was missing several iconic characters and could've had a better storyline, more clever writing (like the Lego Movie), and better character development. Charri5 actually wrote a great rewrite for the film.

However, I was walking home from school, and it was the weekend. I found a dvd in the bushes, and it was the movie for blu-ray. I went home and put it into my dvd player. However, there was no menu or even an opening. It just cut to the scene where Bowser sings "Peaches", which is a great song, don't get me wrong. I just hate how it's the ONLY thing in this movie people talk about nowadays.

But the odd thing is, the song was mixed with the sounds of someone pooping, and I laughed my ass off. But another odd thing was how Bowser wasn't animated in the normally bouncy way he was. He was much more stiff, looking like motion capture.

After the song ended, it showed a teenager with a bedsheet over his head explaining how he made this to get revenge at Nintendo, as he found several pieces of concept art that the voice actors, animators, editors, writers, and even CEO of Illumination loved. They showcased characters that were not in the film or only made pathetic cameos (this includes Yoshi (and a varient with dragon wings at one point), Wario, Daisy, Rosalina, Jimmy "Waluigi" Poppadopolos, Toadette, Toadsworth and Professer Egad (like in Charri5's version), several other Mario enemies like Wigglers, Lakitus, and Thwomps, Bowser Jr and the Koopalings, and MANY more). These also included scenes like the president of the United States trying to make contact with Bowser, the seven guiding a meteor into the zero-point, Nadro smashing all of Nano's stuff, Los Angeles collapsing into an Earthquake, the Taj Mahal being lifted into the air using magic, and a collider being used to demolish the universe so that it could make a new one. It also featured several remixes of SO MANY iconic and catchy Mario songs. Lastly, it was two hours long instead of an hour and a half. However, Nintendo decided to scrap these ideas and fire all the people who made them, saying "no, it needs to be simple!", which is why the teenager made this.

So yeah, if you make a movie about a massive franchise, go ALL OUT, and don't use Ai.

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