Postman Pat Should Be Fired

Privatisation has been kind to Pat, he has a chopper, a quad, a boat, amongst other vehicles yet he still cocks up literally every parcel he has to deliver, and is tracked from the depot at all points so they are aware of how shit he is. Watching an episode where Pat has once again lost/broken a delivery, and has called in the mail's helicopter to collect it. Those things are a few quid to get off the ground. It's for a small tree, what a waste, just put it back in the van and get on with it, he's giving postmen everywhere a bad name. Brazenly uses or wears the items he is charged with delivering, the missus has just chimed in about him riding a skateboard to its intended recipient, imagine ordering a bike and your postie rides it to you, explaining as he gets off the he's already replaced a wheel because it fell out the van on the way, don't mind the scratches. Absolute fucktard.

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