Prank Call.exe

So guys, I read some creepy shit on the internet. It's called "creepypastas", the name is stupid but the pastas were VERY creepy. Definitely the creepiest one was the one with .exe in the title. It gave me nightmares, I couldn't sleep for WEEKS! I was for sure a bloody Sonic plushie would just randomly appear on my bed at some point in life! But then I found out creepypastas were fake, and I became really sad...

So anyway, my friend drove us to our high school. As we were driving, I see a sex riot this creepy hold house... I asked my friend about it and he said "He...  lives there...." My friend looked very worried when he said that. So I said "Who's the guy that lives there?" My friend lands his foot on the brakes putting the car to a stop. He looks at me and says "Listen, there's this creepy old man that lives there. He gives away old CD-ROMs." I was like, "cool."

After school was over, we did a few prank calls. We dial this random number (868-765-902) and it was that old man..... Here's a transcript of what happen:

• Me: Hello?
• Old Man: ...
• Me: Umm.... We... stole... YOUR ROM!
• Old Man: Come to me... I got a file extension for you...
• hangs up*

It was very creepy. So I go over to his house, and knock on the door. He spits on me, pushes me on the ground, stabs me, rapes me, licks me, and throws the CD-ROM at me. I ran to my house and my friend asks me how I lost my virginity? And I said "Ya' don't wanna know..." So anyways, the CD-ROM had marker written on it that said "Prank Call.exe". I put the CD-ROM in my PC and weird things happened...

It brought up a menu and said "Who do you wanna prank call?" The options were: Dog, Leaf, Toilet, Patrick (with XXX at the end), Jeffrey, Bill, Bob, Nut, Phone, Bob Saget, Bill Gates, and Cions... I chose the last one, "Cions" and a bloody Sonic plushie appeared on screen and said  "CLICHE!" "YOU'RE NEXT!". I was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE SONIC PLUSHIE GONNA KILL ME!" I called CVS Parmacy and there was nothing they could do about it. I pray to Bob Saget and a light shined threw the window.

A book, came out the window. It was "The Creepypasta Rules" bible. I read it to the sex riot evil Sonic plushie and it died. So I went to bed and took a shit went to sleep like nothing happened.

THE END

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