Red with White
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A man went to a motel and moonwalked up to the front desk to check in. He was really bad at it, so it was extremely awkward and embarrassing for pretty much everyone involved. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. She explained that it was a storeroom, and that it was out of bounds (like in a bideo game). Everyone in the lobby laughed and started singing Game Over by Falling In Reverse. She reminded him of this several times, until he told her to piss off and went upstairs. He was going to go in that room anyway but passed out due to low blood sugar.
The next night he staggered down the hall to the door and tried the handle, only for it to come off in his hand. "Fucks sake", he thought as he chucked it out the window, injuring a small Lithuanian child. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Warm air passed through it, as well as the smell of rotten tissues. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, and bent over on the bed was an incredibly sunburnt man, whose skin was bright red. His right arm was significantly larger than his left, and he looked almost crazy, with a receding hairline and scraggly beard. The man who wasn't this guy stared in disgust for a while. He got his phone out to take a picture for some free reddit karma before the other man turned to look at him. He passed out again, this time due to shock.
He came back the next day and looked through the keyhole again. This time, all he saw was whiteness. He couldn't make anything out besides a distinct white colour. "Don't care didn't ask" he said out loud to himself.
He went down to the front desk lady and threw a beer bottle at her. It missed and shattered against the head of a Portuguese infant.
"Did you look through that keyhole?" the woman asked.
The man told her that he had and she said:
"Well, I might as well tell you story of what happened in that room. A long time ago, a man died while masturbating in there. We find that, even now, whoever stays there gets very horny. His name was Charlie Oomer. He was red all over, except for his cum, which was white."
Written by Cornconic
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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