Redditor reacts to Rick and Morty being added to Fortnite

*Gets up, slams computer onto the ground, falls to his knees and looks up at the sky*

NOOOOOOOOO!

*Rips shirt in half revealing unkempt chest hair woven together by crumbs stuck between each hair*

NO! NO! NO! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?

*slams shelf full of wax anime figurines onto the ground) HOW COULD THEY DO THIIIIIIIISSS??? Rick and Morty is officially RUINED! This once wholesome, intellectual show made only for the brightest minds and until this point, untouched by the minds of the common simpleton is now DESTORYED! Sentenced to death by being defiled by the worst kind of idiot, lower than any other addlepated simpleton imaginable

*huff... huff...*

FORTNITE KIDS! Now they will only know Rick as the GUY FROM FORTNITE! THE FUCKING GUY FROM FUCKING FORTNITE!!! No, no.. this isn't happening,

*laughs*

this... this is just a bad dream, just a nightmare. There is no way Dan Harmond would sell us out to the simpletons, right? OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING??? HE WOULD!!!! FUCK YOU JUSTIN SELLOUT! FUCK YOU DANIEL CASHGRAB! YOU FUCKING RUINED THE BEST FRANCHISE ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET! YOU LET A TIMELESS WORK OF ART CATERED TO THE WORKS OF EINSTIEN GET TARNISHED AND TAINTED BY A BUNCH OF NORMIES! FUCKING FORTNITE NORMIES! This is the end. This is truly the end. This is the day dignity dies. This is the day intelligence, pure raw untainted intelligence is consumed by the mindless, cooperate money hungry media and capitalism and even worse is left to get torn apart by the Fortnite normies! There is no hope for humanity left, Rick and Morty was our last hope for any shred of intelligence left in the future, but now it is gone. The idea of literature, art, and intellect has died. The era of enlightenment has died. Fuck you Fortnite! Fuck you all you dumb kids who are gonna point at Rick and go "hEy, THaT's tHe Guy frOM FOrTNiTe!", you dumb fucks could never understand or appreciate the true intellect and art of Rick and Morty! And most of all, FUCK YOU JUSTIN ROLLAND, AND FUCK YOU DAN HARMON, FOR TAKING SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL, SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE SAVED THE MINDS OF THIS WORLD, AND SELLING IT OUT FOR FUCKING CASH! SELLING OUT A WORK OF ART FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH, GREEDY WHIMS, AND IN DOING SO KILLING THE LAST HOPE OF ANY INTELLIGENT THOUGHT IN THE HUMAN RACE! I'm done... I'm fucking done! Rest in peace, Rick and Morty, you really were a real one.

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