SMG4 Lost Episode
Author's note: I tried to make a story that would gradually use more & more clichés as it went on
I have come to tell you of lost SMG4 tale. It good. Here's da stroy!
Finding the Lost Episode (ಠ▃ಠ)
Everything began one morning when I checked eBay. There was a DVD listing named "SMG4 Lost Episode DVD Never Before Seen YouTube TV Free no Shipping It Good To Watch". I brought it with NO SHIPPING!!!11 When it came to my door, I saw the DVD. It had depictions of SMG4 and Mario with MARIXXX chasing them/ I inserted the DVD/
Da lost episode uve Ben waiting 4
I inserted it, blah blah blah, and clicked "Play All Episode". Before you ask, yes the DVD is in Chinglish. It bagan with an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SHOW FOR SOME REASON, BUT IT GOOD. The first episode on the DVD was some weird Russian rip-off of The Powerpuff Girls, with the rip-off episode in question being named "Проклятие Рика" (Official English translation: "The Rift of the RIXX") where this guy named RIXX (Russian: "Рикскс") essentially became the God of Rip-offs before the protagonists Молоток, Серп, and Коммунизм (translation "Hammer, Sickle, and Communism" essentially proving the Russian ripoff to be communist propaganda) save everything by calling upon the "Spirit of the Soviets" to magically save everything, before that episode ends. I thought, "This must be one of those 'Weird Tape' crap where the episodes causally get more & more weird. What's next, a North Korean cartoon?"
Here's da SMG4 part. It goooood long term ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Then, the S.M.G.4 part began with the episode title "Super.Marty.Good.4life.: We go MEME MEEMME" The episode starts with Mario shouting "MEME MEME" twice, riding the Meme Train of Sussyness, Mario's personal train. Then, Bleff the Killer (Jeff the Killer's unknown half-brother) shows up and kill Luigi!!11 Then, WeStErN mUsIk and... MARIXXX, Mario's male sister before MARIXXX shows a creepypasta named "Russian Powerpuff Girls Lost Episode" which goes as the following::
The part where everything gets repetitive and doesn't matter to the "plot"
"some weird Russian rip-off of The Powerpuff Girls, with the rip-off episode in question being named 'Проклятие Рика' (Official English translation: 'The Rift of the RIXX') where this guy named RIXX (Russian: 'Рикскс') essentially became the God of Rip-offs and shows this creepypasta named 'It good' which goes something like "Everything began one morning when I checked eBay. There was a DVD listing named "SMG4 Lost Episode DVD Never Before Seen YouTube TV Free no Shipping It Good To Watch". I brought it with NO SHIPPING!!!11 When it came to my door, I saw the DVD. It had depictions of SMG4 and Mario with MARIXXX chasing them/ I inserted the DVD and it showed a creepypasta just named 'Opening' which this is that creppupatsa: 'I have come to tell you of lost SMG4 tale. It good. Here's da strov!'"'"
After that...
MARIXXX Defeat Danced on ur mom AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT DESTOYING EVERYTHING AND KILLING EVERYTHING A EVERYONE
THE END
watch out profanity cuz ur next, dont look behind u AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE AND WAS IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD :))))))
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