Sad Waitress
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SAD WAITRESS. SHE WAS SO SAD BECAUSE SHE WORKED ALL THE TIME. SHE WORKED, AND WORKED, AND WORKED. ONE DAY, SHE WAS WORKING TILL' CLOSE. SHE HAD WORKED SO HARD ALL DAY, AND WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING OFF OF WORK. SHE RUSHED THROUGH HER SIDE WORK, AND SWEPT AS FAST AS SHE COULD. WHEN SHE HAD FINISHED SWEEPING SHE TOOK THE BROOM AND DUST PAN BACK TO THE ROOM THAT THEY BELONGED IN. UPON ENTERING THAT SPACE SHE FOUND THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG. UPON SEEING INSIDE THE ROOM TO HER SURPISE, IT WAS A SPOOOKKYY SKELINGTON!!!
IT WAS HANGING FROM THE CEILING WITH A SSPOOOKKY SMILE. IT HANGED AS IF IT'S WATCHING HER, WATCHING EVERY MOVE SHE MADE. SHE LAUGHED AT HERSELF OVER THIS IRATIONAL FEAR OF THIS THING WATCHING HER. THEN, UNEXPECTEDLY, THE SKELINGTON LUNGED AT HER.
NO ONE SAW SAD WAITRES AGAIN.
PART 2: GHOST WAITRESS
THE SAD WAITRESS HAD DISAPPEARED KNOW ONE KNEW OF HER RUN IN WITH THE SPOOKY SKELINGTON, AND SHE HAD MISED TWO SHIFTS, IF SHE MISED A THIRD SHE WOULD LOSE HER JOB! SO ON THE THIRD MORNING SHE APPEARED I THE WALK IN COOLER. HER CO-WORKER WAS STARTLED TO SEE HER! THE COWORKER SAID "OH! IT'S JUST YOU... WHEN DID YOU GET HERE WE WERE WORRIED YOU HAD BEEN TOO SPOOKED BY A WHERE-WOF TO COME IN TO WORK" THE SAD WAITRESS REPLIED "I NEED THIS JOB MORE THAN MY LIFE AND I CAN NOT MIS 3 DAYS SO I AM MUST BE WORK!" THE COWORKER SAID "OK" AND LOOKED AT HER PALENESS AND SAID "A NEW TABLE JUST GOT SAT YOU ARE THEIR WAITRESS."
SHE WENT TO THE TABLE SORTA FLOATY LIKE, BUT NOT SO FLOATY AS TO AROUSE SUSPICION.
SHE SAID "YELLOW TABLE I AM YOUR GHOST... I MEAN GREAT WAITRESS... I AM HERE FOR YOUR ORDER." THEY SAID THEY WANTED A ROUND OF BEER.
SHE PUT THE ORDER IN THE COMPUTER
ANOTHER TABLE SAT AND SHE WENT FOR THE ORDER THEY TO WANTED BEERS
SHE PUT THE ORDER IN
THEN SHE WENT TO GET THE BEERS FROM THE BAR, BUT HER SAD GHOST HANDS COULD NOT PICK UP THE BEER. SHE WAS EXTRA SAD BECAUSE NOW SHE KNEW SHE WAS A GHOST AND WOULD LOSE HER JOB BECAUSE THE DEAD DON'T HAVE VALID SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS. SO SHE CRIED HER GHOST TEARS AND FLOATED UP INTO THE HAVEN.
BUT THE SCARIEST THING IS...
THEY NEVER GOT THEIR BEER...
Originally uploaded on July 8, 2015
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