Scarynic
I'm a huge fan of sonic the hedgehog I played his games, watched the cartoons, etc. I even got an internship as sega but recently all of that changed. And its all because of one thing, him.
When I was working my usual shift as an intern dose I stumbled upon a box in the rubbish, and as soon a I saw it a snatched it away from its wasteful confins and hide it away from the rest of my fellow interns. As soon as my shift at sega was over I brought the box with me, Little did I know that was the worst mistake of my life.
But as I was walking home I saw a little birde fly into its nest feeding its young, that was nice. :)
When I finally got home after home after my long walk and sightseeing birds I decided it was finally time to unwrap my rubbish box and to finally put my theroys too rest and see what was inside. In it there was a few blood stains, but that wasn't the thing that peaked my intrest. what DID peak my intrest however was my favourite childhood game sonic 2 for the mega drive! I was ecstatic! My favourite game of all time was right there! In my hands after so many years! It was like meeting a childhood friend after 20 years!
But anyways what did strike me as a bit odd tho was the fact the cover art was deffrent from the original sonic 2 art, it had a demonic looking sonic with blood coming out of his red eyes with dark red pupils, demon horns and spike were protruding from his head and his quils, with him sporting gray fingerless gloves with an X on his back hands with white spikes on his black cuffs and the white strap and golden buckle was instead a crimson strap and a spike.
tails looked sad.
Anyways after I blowed the dust of off my mega drive it was finaly time to play my favourite game ever! But there was some technical difficulties with the hdmi cables, one of them was lose. :(
After awhile I got the game to work! It worked as normal when I got to the to the title screen BUT I can only play as tails and every time I tried to play as sonic it would show blood on my screen for 3.35 seconds (specifically that) so with that I played through the game as tails bashing robots, rolling around loops, the works. But a thing that botherd me was that when ever I smashed any of the enemies instead of it exploding like usual. It instead exploded into hyper-realistic blood and the little criters that would escape from the robots after you freed them were instead replace with corepses that would splatter across the ground and leave a bloody trail in its wake. But I figured it just a glitch, besides, I DID find this in the rubbish anyway.
besides from that everything was normal but after a while when I got to cassino night zone. And soon everything I thought about the sonic franchise would go bleak.
Everything at first seemd normal at first, but tails was crying the whole way through the level "poor guy :(" I thought to myself while going through the cassino interacting with its many bumpers and the several slot machines throughout the level. But. When I got to act 2 everything changed for the worst.
When I got to there the first thing I saw was a slope leading to a river of hyper-realistic blood (wich was really scary) as I controlled tails throughout the blood I saw that there were multiple spikes with robots impaled with organs coming out of them onto the spikes. "WTF!?" I said looking as this horrific display of pixels and gore. There were multiple times throughout the level were I nearly ran out of oxegen while I was swimming in the blood wich almost gave me a heart attack! This combined with the demonic imagery in the background like demons, pentagrams, hyper-realistic blood and gore made me almost pass out.
When I got out of the organ infested river, I saw a long pit of fire in the middle of the level witch I was forced to fly over the firey pit but the moment tails ran out stamina I began to panic, looking for a way to keep going bit tails wouldn't go further into the air, but I was no use as tails was still exhusted I screamed a loud "NOOOOO!!" as tails slowly decanted into the flaming hole below. But as fate would have it tails lived by landing on the very edge of the other side of the pit. I sighed a sigh of relief thanking to the lord that my favoute character tails from the sonic the hedgehog series was ok.
Anyways after THAT whole debocle I continued on through the level as I still felt bad for tails seeing him those cry saphire tears. As we approached the sign post it spun around like usual HOWEVER when it stopped spinning the sign didn't showed tails it showed sonic. But not in the way you would ever expect. He looked just like the one that was on the box art. "What the fliiiiip!?" I said in absolute confusion
All the suden the music stopped playing and the level didn't end I could still controll tails and so I though it was a bug so I tried to restart the mega drive but it wouldn't work no matter how much I pressed it so I continued forward through the now passed level. But while I was walking forward static on my tv then showed up for 5mins 23 seconds and 93718 milliseconds and when it came to an end, sonic showed up (or at least I think that domonic thing was spoused to be sonic) and when I came to a stop he said:
"Do you-"
But before any thing could happen, I saw that a bit of gunk was on my very old mega drive. So I put it in the sink and gave it a nice scrub with some soup in the water that was left over from my diner, after my scrubing of my console it puged it back in to the wall outlet I then proceaded to play the game again.
"Ya kind of rudely interrupted my super scary line, anyways"
"Do you want to see something scary?"
He then proceeded to choke tails out, put him in sulfuric acid, make him stub his toe against a table, dump him in hyper realistic blood, give him a wet willy (not that way tho), bash his knees caps in, puts his face in a deep fryer, make him play sonic boom rise of lyric for 24 hours straight, puts him in a fridge and then throws the fridge into a rivine, kicks him the crouch and finally tied him up to a wooden pole.
At this point I was shaking in pure unfiltered fear shaking in my now wet couch due to how scared I was, in my mind I was begging for this THING to stop torturing my favourite sonic character but that simplely wasn't enough for the demonic being as he said "wanna see a magic trick?" to me and the now scared tails in witch he then screamed "BOO!" witch made tails explode into hyper-ultra-super-40k-blood. I screamed in absolute terror seeing his intetins, brains, muscles, lungs and skin being dragged out across the flour.
"So... what do ya think? Pretty cool huh? Unfortunately all good things must come to an end, but don't worry my dear ol pal! This is just the beginning. Ill scare children! Ill scare men! Ill scare women! EVERYONE WILL FALL TO MY SCARYNESS AS I MENTALY SCARE THEM ALL FOR LIFE!! FOR I AM THE ONE THEY CALL... SCARYNIC."
I was in pure and absolute despair I coundent let this entity live in my house any longer! I NEEDED to destroy this thing! So I wiped out my trusty chainsaw and cut the cartrage in half, stomped on it, threw it in the rubbish and then finally drived the rubbish bin into a nearby forest and burnt the whole forest down, there where probably people in there, but I don't care I just wanted the THING away from me!
and with that I went back home and decied to relax after a long grusome day I went to my bed and got some shuteye. But then I heard a knocking at my window, it was him.
"Thanks for freeing me! :)"
-end
Credits:
Mr Bapis @mr_bapis - Writer of the thing you where reading lol
IDontEvenKnow @unfunnyperson2486 - Helping me with ideas / what to write through out the 2nd half of the story
Mr. L Fanboy @stupidmamn - Tails death scene and the washing the Mega drive scene
Bocc @bocc - Tails death scene
Shigru Perleoni @mista.oofy - Tails death scene
Comic Sans MS @al_balderson - Tails death scene
And you!!!
Hope it made you at least chuckle a wee bit!
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