School

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My tongue and brain are disconnected,

That's how I get misdirected,

And my hands are only affected,

That's why they drive off with one arm and one finger erected,

I'm a caged lion,

Full of adrenaline and rage rising,

Want to know more? Just ask Bryon,

And it's high school that's justifying,

My reason for being ready to snap,

My 13th year I didn't learn crap,

Except for how the world works,

Except it doesn't work,

It only spins around ...Like Clockwork,

It's just making me worse,

So my girlfriend gave up all vows,

Except for her heart valves,

And that's what I'm after now,

My friends all went to college,

Or started smoking weed; flying high at a low mileage,

So I'll be their pilot,

Go to college and make appointments to smoke weed,

Although in college they smoke ointment and O.D.,

I wanna join them because my life is shitty,

I jack-off under the bleachers,

While my gym coach fucks my teacher and eats her,

This is my only stress reliever,

That and beating my sister,

I'm just a Kidder,

I have no sister, do you think I'm that fucked up?

The most I would do is shoot Clifford,

The damn dog!

He's had it good for too damn long!

I'm sick of sitting next to the retarded kids,

Just because the teachers think I'm as stupid as those little shits,

I'm not a walking erectile dysfunction like them,

Just kidding again,

They can't walk or talk,

So they can't report battery or assault,

My brother threatened to cut out my testicle,

The only one I've had since I've become a vegetable,

So I'm going to fool him into an encounter,

An encounter with a mounter,

Like that gay bouncer,

That I met online,

I saw one picture and, boy, I was blind,

Shouldn't of looked up "gay" in hindsight,

Well, too late now, let's look on the bright side,

Oh wait, I can't,

Anyway, I'm done with this rant,

Blew off some steam...

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