Simpson Suicide

I, like many, am a Simpsons fan. Hell, I even enjoy the modern episodes! So when I saw a copy of a Simpsons episode I've never seen before on Ebay, I immediately bought it. 2 days later it came into the mail, and I immediately popped it into my Playstation. The title read "Simpson Suicide". I didn't think much of it, due to The Simpsons not straying to far from topics like this. The theme song played, but there were slight changes. For one, whispers were in the background, chanting in an foreign language. There was no couch gag, and the episode immediately started after Homer was hit by the car. It was Bart in his room, crying, with finger marks all around his neck. It was like this for about 30 seconds, before Bart opened the window. The screen faded to black, but the sound still played. A splat noise was heard, and a scream. It cut to the First Church of Springfield, with Bart in a casket. The entire Simpsons family was weeping, expect Homer. The crying didn't sound like cartoon crying, it sounded like realistic crying. The screen faded to black once more, and it cut to Marge and Lisa being hit by a car on the way home. Homer still didn't seem affected. It cut to Homer, sitting at Moe's. His eyes were bloodshot, and his beard seemed to have blood in it. Moe was hanging from the ceiling, dead. Homer got up, and walked to the graveyard. He looked at his family's graves, and his own. He dug a hole, just large enough to fit an elephant, and jumped in. The episode ended, and I was in shock. I ejected the disc and put it in my attic, where it remains today. I looked at my Bart doll and put it in the attic as well. That, is where my memory stops.

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