Skellington in the Attic
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I was babysitting my older 25 year old sister because my stupid parents don't want her having a boyfriend. So the phone rings and its like "Hey dude put your sister on the phone" and I tell him "No, Kyle, my parents hate you." Then I felt a hard smack in the back of my head. I should probably mention that Kyle is my best friend and he was sitting next to me the whole time. I completely forgot and now I was wondering who that was on the other phone? So I *69'd the number while Kyle stormed out of my house. He also stole my xbox but it's okay because he's going to sell it for money so he can buy his mom medicine for her anemia.
The call picked up after 666(!) rings and it said "This is Skellington. Give me your sister if you want to see her again". Now this logic didn't really follow because my sister was sitting right next to me blowing Kyle (he came back while I was waiting for *69). I called hte phone company to trace the call AND THEY SAID IT WAS COMING FROM INSIDE THE UPSTAIRS. then they said to give Skellington my sister if I ever wanted to see her again. I was completely terrified by this point because how did Skellington get the phone people too?? I asked Kyle "Yo back me up here" and he said "naw man I'm too scared just give Skellington your sister" and was like "BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT SKELLINGTON". I screamed and threw my phone at him. The phone shattered against his face and now he owes me a new one. He broke out into evil laughter and a skellingbone popped out of his pants and he gashed me in the ass. I ran into my dark basement and locked hte door. I am posting from a computer down here and I here banging at the door going "GIVE UP YOUR SISTER TO SKELLINGTON IF YOU WANT HER TO LIVE", and maybe it's the bloodloss (seriously my mom is going to be pissed about all this blood... I also pooped a little) but the logic still doesn't follow because I left my sister upstairs with Kyel.
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Credited to mY_LIFE_IS_SO_SPOOPY
Originally uploaded on August 25, 2014
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