Skinny Male
Author's note: look, I know none of you guys are most likely going to read this because I usually don't most of the time lol, but if you do end up reading this thank you. I'm basically just here to say this was super fun to write and it definitely lets my creativity flow to make weird content like this. I hope you enjoy this!
I need help... I've been stranded on an island for around two weeks now and I'm scared. what I'm seeing in the distance as of right now is so terrifying. It's a tall, faceless man In a suit. He calls himself skinny male. He Kidnaps cicadas and makes cicada cider. His suit is red and he has the face of a Donald Duck. People say he haunts people by quacking aggressively while people are sitting on a beanbag chair in their living room pretending they're stranded on an island with skinny male. I'm scared even more now.
Day two of being stranded with skinny male. I just went to his cottagecore cabin in a bamboo forest I didn't even now about. He gave me some of his cycada cider and it actually tastes like taco cider.
Day three of being stranded with skinny man. I now have an article written about me and t says "man spotted hanging out with a crazy Donald Duck headed dude in a red suit. Call the police if you see this man. Goodbye but please be on the loo out for maniac." I am now pursuing my dreams of being a famous psychopath. No longer an author. I will see you guys once he makes me human cider. I will then have to resort to being an author again since I will be apple cider but with a human instead of an apple. Thank you for reading, hope you have a great day, and please, if you see a spooky man with the head of Donald Duck that calls himself "skinny male" run.
Day 248 of being stranded with skinny man. I've become a very successful psychopath and moved to LA to become a youtuber with skinny man. I am very excited because I just hit ten million subscribers and I'm about to pass Charlie D'Amelio on TikTok in followers. I am ready to be the best and most famous psycho in the world. Oh- what's this? I have just been asked to play in a movie starring me. It's a documentary about Donald Duck headed Slenderman knockoffs in red suits, but I totally think skinny man should get the role instead. I have started a new life. I think this is my new beginning.
Written by ItsaBella1195
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