Smartest Creepypasta Protagonists watches an Adult Cartoon
Author's note: The title has a typo, but I will make it somehow fit in the story in later chapters.
I tried to stay up at night in order to watch CN. That was the worst mistake of my life and I will be haunted by what I saw until the day I die.
Mommy told me to go to sleep at 8 so that I can have the energy I need tomorrow to win the basketball game. She gave me frozen yogurt when I asked for ice cream, so I secretly stayed up in order to get revenge. I'm sorry mother, I did not know what would come from this.
I turned on the TV, but put the volume in the single digits so that no one would hear. However, I was late. Cartoon Network was apparently ending. There were scenes of several characters crying. I recognized Sonic, Cyborg, and Finn. The tears were made out of water instead of hyper realistic blood, so I thought that I was safe.
After the closing bumper, a new logo appeared. It read "Adult Swim". I was never supposed to see this, but I decided to give it a shot. The first thing that I saw was called "Face Lift". I was met with a hyper realistic disembodied head with orange-red eyes and teeth. It looked like if you asked an AI art generator to draw an image of the Reddit logo. This head was S T R E A C H Y. Lights were flashing as the head jiggled violently. One of his eyes then detached from his head as his skin stretched to the right like a latex mask. I was already crying on the floor, pants filled with piss. My torment didn't stop there, a second one appeared. It had completely empty eyes but gained the similar red eyes as it stretched into proper form. The face was not real, it looked like a red mall mannequin. It has no face, so it wears a mask resembling a human. No wonder Markiplier is afraid of these things. A fan then briefly appears, blowing the mask. This stretched the mask even more, making it look like a man that was cursed to become a penis for his sinful lust.
After some more jiggling, the face is violent beaten and put in the scanner. This gives him human life, complete with human eyes and the ability to move. No wonder why my parents keep the origin of babies a secret. This face is then covered in yellow dots and given red hair. However, the head's happy moments are short lived. He is put through a warping machine that makes the top and bottom half of his skull push each other away. He then is put in a failing decompression chamber. His skin wiggles in agony, his eyeballs are detached, and even his teeth are bloating painfully. At this point I wanted to turn the TV off but I don't want the other kids to see me as a pussy, so I continued in order to save my dignity
After the painful warping, the head is put through a machine that gets rid of all life. No dots, no eyes, no hair is left. He is back to his default, soulless state. Afterwards, he is shot in the head. The lighting shifts to black and red. Blood spewed as a hole was put in the forehead. The music swiftly changed to a menacing riff as a voice said "bad".
This was the point where the poop entered my pants too. My bed is completely soaked.
A can of spray paint then appeared and the head sprayed it into his mouth like a drug. The head enjoys it. He dances by flailing his skin everywhere. His head sometimes moved while his eyes stayed in place, creating a daunting illusion that the eyes were coming in and out of place. Sometimes the gums and teeth would be disembodied and reembodied too. I don't know whether I should run or feel happy for him. He is enjoying his favorite drink, but this is not normal behavior. I don't want to be mean but I am still frightened.
This was a mere bumper, the real horror lied within the real show.
(END OF CHAPTER 1. Other chapters will come in an update)
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