Some Girl's Adventures Lost Episode

I used to be a huge fan of Some Girl's Adventures, but not anymore.

In 2001, I was an intern at Cartoon Network Studios. But in 2009, I resigned and became a normal passerby.

One day, I was looking for some episodes of Some Girl's Adventures. I watched them all, and they were perfect. I went to the street to look for tapes, until I found one: "Some Girl's Adventures Lost Tape". I then looked at a letter that was next to the tape: " WHOEVER FINDS THIS MUST TEAR THIS TAPE TO SHREDS!!! S0E00 SOME GIRL'S ADVENTURES DO NOT WATCH AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!". I was like: "Hey! I want to watch SGA right now! It's my favorite show!". I played the tape on my computer, it created a file: psychogirlscary.avi. I watched the episode. It was unusual and weird, the intro played normally, but the characters have hyper-realistic eyes full of hyper realistic BLOOD!!!11!!!1 The title screen appeared, written in hyper realistic blood. The music sounded eerily similar to Happiest Day's title card music. It began with Some Guy, Some Girl's boyfriend, tearing his eyes out. It was hyper realistic, not cartoony and hyper realistic blood began to ooze. There was static for 2 minutes. Then Some Girl was crying, while the music is the one used where Natsuki kills Yuri in Happiest Day. Some Girl's crying wasn't animesque or cartoony at all, it was very hyper realistic, like it came from a real woman. Then Some Girl's eyes began bleeding hyper realistic blood, and after that, they showed clips from Happiest Day, mainly the girls' deaths. Static for 5 minutes. Then Some Girl killed Some Guy, in a very hyper realistic and hyper disturbing way. Then, Some Girl killed herself, with the scream used in Naomi's death in Satsuki-chan! I was crying! I HEARD A BLAST OF SUPER LOUD STATIC CAME UP. Then we got a hyper realistic image of Some Girl and Some Guy having hyper realistic blood in their clothing, with a Russian text written in hyper realistic blood. It was so quick that I didn't have time to translate it to English.

A YEAR LATER

A year has passed, and I found out what the Russian text means; it means: Death is our only release. I will never watch Some Girl's Adventures ever again.

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