SpongeBob Squarepants - Bruh Moment
So, yeah. Recently, I watched a messed-up SpongeBob Squarepants episode yeah? On one late late late late late late early night. Yeah... This is how it went. Spoiler Alert: It wasn't very nornal...
It started off with the normal intro, however, something wasn't quite right. The lyrics were different. These were the lyrics.
Who craps his pants under the sea?
PANTSBOB SHITPANTS!
Absorbant and yellow and it hurts when he pees!
SPONGEPISS HURTPANTS!
If promoting anti-semitism is something you wish.
SPONGEMINE KAMPFPANTS!
And drop on the deck and drop on the deck!
SPONGEDECK SQUAREDECK!
Ready?
SPONGBEB SQUREPANTS!
SPONHGEVOB SCAREWANTS!
SICKBOB VOMPANTS!
SCREWBOB NAILPANTS!
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUARESHHHHORTS!
ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG *Loud coughing*
*SpongeBob impressive flute solo of the song Friday by Rebecca Black*
Woah. I was confused. Thinking it was just a glitch. I contiuned watching. It skipped straight to the episode.
It started with SpongeBob, alone. His face seemed sinister. This was very much unlike SpongeBob. He then grabbed what looked like a SMG. He stood up and he stared at me and he said this.
I'm gonna kill Obama!
I can't believe he said that! :0
Then, he killed Obama. SpongeBob laughed in a evil way. Unalike he did before. Yeah.
Static filled the screen. It was static. It filled the screen. Yeah. The screen turned red. Yeah. It did.
SpongeBob and Patrick were hanging out together. Yep. Yes. They were. SpongeBob seemed his normal-self. SpongeBob and Patrick started to talk.
Hey Patrick!
Hi, SpongeBob...
I killed Obama...
YOU DID WHAT?
You heard what I said.
SpongeBob, that's freaking crazy. Also, our people watching this episode?
Yes, someone is watching this episode.
The episode is called Completely Normal SpongeBob Episode, SpongeBob...
Look, Patrick, I know your wife left you, but, shut up. The audience won't understand. We're cartoons after all.
Patrick, you can't just break the 4th wall! There are rules in place that you need to follow. Nickeloden states at all characters need to address the audience and break the living CRAP out of the fourth wall!
What are they gonna do? Remove us?
No, they won't. I hope.
Bye, SpongeBob.
Bye, Patrick...
Patrick then exploded into dust. SpongeBob just stood there, smiling. A single hyper-realistic tear was sliding down his moist cheek. Squidward walked in.
Squidward had super duper pooper looper dooper sooper muper hyper-realistic eyes. SpongeBob and Squidward started to talk.
Squidward, what's happened to your eyes?
SpongeBob, I've become Red Mist Squidward. And I love it.
What is your opinion on politics?
*Squidward pew pews himself*
Squidward? You OK?
Then, SpongeBob laughs. Like a demon... Then, the episode just ends without any credits. Woah, then, I never ever ever ever ever ever watched SpongeBob Squarepants ever again...
Written by TheBigLG
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