Spooky Eating Experience

So today I went to some burger joint and asked the waitress to get me a fish burger.

The waitress brought it to me. I took a bite. It was really good. I started to wolf it down.

But then I started to choke. I choked and choked until I coughed up something.

It was a fish bone!

I walked over to the waitress to complain.

"Hey there was a bone in my fish sandwich! I nearly choked to death!"

The waitress turns towards me.

She reaches up to her face.

Her face is a mask!

As she takes off the mask I see her face.

Her face is a skull.

I take a step back.

She steps towards me.

She takes out a trumpet from her apron.

She blows into the trumpet.

DOOT DOOT

I scream.

I throw a $20 at her. 2 pay 4 sandwich.

I run, still screaming.

I run and scream all the way home.

I lock my doors and close the curtains. Then I sat down to write this down.

UPDATE

I've been hiding in the house for 2 or 3 hours when I hear a noise.

tap tap tap someone's knocking at the door.

I peak through the keyhole to see who it is.

it is skeltal waitress!

I whimper and look around for a weapon.

I pick up a chair to defend myself.

I hear a CRASH and I look back at the door.

Skeltal waitress kicked in the door!

I feel hot liquid run down my legs. I pissed myself.

Skeltal waitress pulls the chair away from me.

She holds up a piece of paper, crumpled it up and stuffs it into the trumpet.

She speaks in a voice like a rusty hinge:

"You forgot your receipt!"

She blows her trumpet at me.

DOOOOOOOOOOT!

The crumpled up receipt shoots out of the trumpet and hits me in the face.

I am screaming like I've gone insane.

Skeltal waitress walks out the door and into the night.

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Originally uploaded on August 23, 2015

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