Spooning with Spoony
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"Once upon a time, not too long ago"
"there was a man named Spoony"
"Spoony loved to spoon anyone that he saw"
"He spooned me, of course"
"But I had no saying to what Spoony does"
"Because Spoony does ever what he wants, WHEN HE FUCKING WANTS!"
"SO IF YOU GET BUTT HURT ABOUT SPOONY SPOONING YOU"
"HE'LL SAY "FUCK YOU,
YOU MIDGET!" and he'll spoon you"
"Spoony was a nudist"
"One time while Spoony was trying to figure out who his next target is"
"A GROUP OF RAPID MONKIES CAME AND STARTED THROWING BANANA PEELS INTO THE STREET"
"CAUSING WORLD WAR THREE, WORLD WAR FOUR, AND WORLD WAR FIVE!"
"Spoony then became bankrupt, and then Mitt Romney(the leader of the monkies) killed Obama and his vice president and him and Ron Paul took office"
"Spoony then said at the end of World War Five "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
"Then he started playing his Ipod, and put on No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper"
"NO MORE, MR. NICE GUY, NO MORE, MR. CLEAAAAAN, NO MORE, MR. NICE GUY THEY SAY, HE'S SICK, HE'S A SCEEEEENE"
"Then Spoony went up to Mitt Romney and then said "LISTEN HERE YOU MUTHA FUCKA! IMMA GONNA SPOON YOU TO DEATH"
"Then Romney, in his acient tongue, said "OO EE OO EE OO EE OO EE!" (translation: Oh yeah you fucking poor fucker! im going to send my tax minions to take your money away!)"
"Spoony then said "FUCKA IM ALREADY POOR, SPOONING TIME"
"Then Spoony then spooned Romney and Paul while they gave shrieking shrieks that imprinted on America"
"All the wars stopped to look on what has happened in the U.S and Spoony"
"Spoony then came out with Romney's and Paul's body, dead and covered in jizz"
"Everyone was cheering for Spoony."
"Spoony then thanked everyone and then spooned with every single one and then took office and said that the new law was that everyone has to spoon every one you see at least one minute of the day"
Written by Fatal Disease
Content is available under CC BY-SA
Created on the Creepypasta Chat
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