THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR PENIS

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THE GOVERNMENT INSTALLS CAMERAS INTO THE FLUSH SENSORS IN YOUR BATHROOM, THEY TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN THE FEDERAL DATABASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY YOU DONT WANT YOUR DICK IN THE FEDERAL DATABASE IN THIS DAY AND AGE YOU NEED TO BE MAKING MONEY AND LETTING THE FEDS CIRCLE JERK TO YOUR DICK PICS FOR FREE IS A SIN INSTEAD OF LETTING YOUR BABYMAKER FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS I PROPOSE THAT PEOPLE WITH PENISES COME TOGETHER AND FORM A NEW STYLE OF PISSING THAT HIDES THE GENETALIA FROM THE FEDS BECAUSE IF WE PAINT OVER THE CAMERAS THEN THE WILL INSTALL SECRET CAMERAS IN OUR BATHROOMS IT IS CRUCIAL WE ARE AS SUBLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT THIS AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID

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