Talullah dances
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I wuz looking at my brothers tv recordings from toon disney(?) because I felt like shit and I needed to cheer myself up after the INCINDENT.I FOUND SOMETHING KEWL, but let me tell you how I found this.
The story
While watching a recording from the 20th or 30th, I was watching the commercials and then I saw something, a pink cat. I didn’t know what I was watching at first. THEN I REMEMBORS THAT THE PIIINK CATH HAD A NAME, TALULLAH!!!! ZOMGGG!!!!!! NMY SWEEET (bad) KITTY!!!! Ah em, sorry I like her.It seemed like she was dancing to what I can only describe as the beginning of copacabana, it then cut to pluto, he’s also dancing.MY Y Y Y FAVIRITE CATEH SRATCH HEEEEM AN DHE HOWLED, “wtf” I said. Then it showed the channel you were watching. I WAS SO EXITED THAT I SAW ONE OF MT FAVORITE CHARERTERS THAT I AM DONT FUJJKING CARE WHA T MY SPELLING KLOOKS LIKE IM OGNG TO POSDT THIs ON TOUTUBE!!!!
update (fake)
Update: it won’t post. It won’t fucking post, i got it on vhs and ripped it to digitl and it wont post to youtube. I found lost media and it won’t fuckig post.
the story (contiinued)
I went to go watch it again, something was off. They were still dancing but something is very off. Its awfully silent, way to silent, no howl, no hiss, no music, no sound effects, nothing. I sat trough the awful silent, wheres the groovy, the funky, and other things. It then started to play in reverse, “WAAAHHT!!!” i thought, I brushed it off as a glitch. Everything else was normal.
I watched it again, again. Its empty, really empty. I know this bumper takes place in a white void, but its sooooo emty. Talullah was the only dancer, it did not end with her scratching him, she shouted, i think, there was no audio, no channel logo. I was starting to crap my pants so i went to sleep..
I played it again, it was only Talullah, she was staring at me, I didn’t mind but still. Subtitles appeared saying “are you ok?”, i said “yes”, it then said “ok”. A LOUD BURST OF MUSIC APPEARED IT WAS SO LOUD MY EARS AKMOST Bled. Then it stopped. “Spot, spot, spot, spot, spot, spot, spot” it continued. Talullah was talking now but there were subtitles too because the audio was gone. “You spot….. You don’t know do you?” I told her to stop calling me Spot. “ok jacob” (jacob is my name). I was shocked, how did she know my name. Everything went dark and silent. The teacher’s pet outro starts playing for some reason, but slowed down and its all red and stuff. Nobody was credited and it disnt say crap on what was happening. It turned back to Talullah, but she was covered in blood. “Happy now?” I SCREAMED AND CLOSED MY LAPTOP (i was watching my digital rip). I started crying and i think i shat my pants.
The next day I heard meowing, I opened the door and it was Talullah, I screamed and started crying. She started dancing and i started crying. Then she attacked me. I woke up in a white bed in a white room, then i heard my brother’s voice saying something i couldn’t understand. I then cried. THAT PINK CAT SHOWS UP AGAIN.
Written by Catnukes
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