That one time where I inflated to a huge size then exploded
So I was enjoying the summer air as the intern of the world, but it was actually winter. So I was enjoying the summer air when I saw this merchant appear across the street. He had something in his hands. It was a bunch of beans. He said these were "magic beans" and that if I planted them in the ground a surprise would be waiting for me the next morning. So without hesitation and without paying, I snatched the magical beans from his hand, which was actually a paw, because he was a wolf. So I went home and played Euro Truck Simulator 2 all day and when night arose I planted the beans in the ground. Nothing happened and I thought I was duped. Don't worry, the scary part will occur soon.
The next morning I woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, found my way downstairs and drank a cup. I remembered about the magic beans and went outside to check out the devastation, which was actually a miracle. There were hundreds of huge bags of hyper-realistic Fuego Taki's laying on the ground. I thanked the heavens above, but I actually thanked outer space. I went inside and ate them all. But these Taki's didn't taste right. They tasted too sweet. In a panic, I threw them to the ground and started breathing heavily. I breathed and I breathed and I breathed while I looked at the horror of the bag. Then I heard an evil laugh from it, which was actually a crazy laugh. So I looked at the horror of the bag when I saw it start to rise from the ground, but it actually rose from the ground. The bag spilled the rest of the chips on my face, and I was in a big panic. I didn't want to die like this! So I ran out of the house when I was distracted by a guy being eaten by a panther. But I kept on running when I finally escaped, or so I thought. Next thing I knew the bag was over my head and I suffocated to death.
Written by Rtivey
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