The "Nostalgia Critic Apparition" Incident

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It's a quiet Friday Night, 11 PM has hit the clock, you were laying in your bed, finishing watching Nostalgia Critic's new review, it was a simple waste of your valuable time you could be wasting by sleeping.

As the time went on, you started to feel pretty... lustful, horny if you will. You start googling for your favourite dirty content, you happen to find your favourite stuff to stroke your Kermit to. You get the video playing in the background, as you are pleasuring yourself, grunting, huffing and puffing with a bit of moaning to it. As you were about to climax, Nostalgia Critic's intro is playing in your head, you erupt a volcano right with the end to the song. "Ahhh, this was good..." You said to yourself, as you wiped the sweat from your forehead. "... Wait..." you then had a horrifying realisation... your second hand wasn't stroking your member during your lustful ritual, this had sent chills down your spine, whatever is holding your private, it still keeps on doing so, worst of all... it still holds on...

You feel something, breathing right into your sweaty ear, you are too paralysed with fear to look into your right side of the bed, as the you could feel the breathing getting warmer, you can hear gentle, smoothing whispers: "Hello.... I'm the Nostalgia Critic... I remember it... so you don't have to..." As you heard this full sentence, your ears have been filled with a loud and blood curdling screech! The sheer volume of this creature's voice slowly makes you lose consciousness! The last word you hear before completely fainting were: "The review... must go on..."

You then suddenly woke up, looking around panicked and confused with what just happened. It was 9 AM in the morning, you were still wearing your headphones wired up to your phone. You sighed with relief, knowing this was all just a messed up dream you probably got from your recent lack of healthy sleep schedule. To make sure, you decide to check your pants, but you then notice that... you have cummed in your sleep...



Credited to Fishman_Paul 

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