The Casagrandes - CJ’s Funeral
I just received the Casagrande's in the mail. It was also on a VHS. I put it into the VHS Player and hit play...
The Intro Played, But Different, The Audio Was in Reversed, in -3 Pitched, And CJ Was Absent in The Intro. At the Very End of The Intro, the "Tan" Line Was Also In -3 Pitched Reversed, And the Logo Was Crimson Red Instead of Magenta, Cyan, Orange, And Yellow. Then the Title Card Came Up, It Has A Dismembered CJ On It, And the Bloody Text That Says, "CJ's Funeral" Was in Crimson Red.
The Episode Started was pretty much normal until Frida turned up. After she said, "Hey guys, it took an awfully long time to walk that 666 miles, but I'm back!", CJ and Carl's stuttering was much more demonic. It was in G Minor and ear rape volume. The Timecard then Started but The French Narrator Said" Eventually" In A Demonic Voice. It then cut to CJ and Carl not throwing freeze syringes at Frida, but knives. Frida was crying hyper realistically and coughing up more blood with every stab. CJ and Carl were laughing whilst throwing knives at Frida. Frida yelled at the top of her voice "Fucking stop stabbing me you two or both of you will meet Stephen Hawking!". That's strange as The Casagrande's came out in 2019, and Stephen Hawking died in 2018. He was still alive at the time of the episode.
It then cut to Frida recovering everyone else. CJ then threw a knife at everyone, and they all jumped like usual. It flew towards Ernesto Estrella as she said "Hey Casagrande's! Guess what time it is!" and then Sergio Squawked said "Yeah. It's time for The Most of All, Death." and then when Ernesto Estrella said "That's right! it's time for The Most of All! Dea-" whilst being hit by a knife, instead of vomiting rainbows and holding the "Death" out for a long time, He started vomiting blood and let out a blood curdling scream. Carlota and Sergio got covered in blood. Two, instead of regurgitating Evil Four, had big black eyes with blood oozing out. She was eerily looking at the camera
It then cut to Frida talking to Maria, and him saying to Frida, "Um, who are you?". Frida then said calmly, "You retard, you didn't let me onto the Mercado." Hector then thumped Frida with his hammer, but instead of Frida being flattened, blood and organs exploded everywhere. Hector then said "Phew, that was close!" and then Maria then yelled "Why the fuck did you kill my Sister-In-Law?!". Hector then said, "If you are so concerned you little shit, then you can fucking join her!" as he grabbed the hammer and then hit Her repetitively whilst laughing. Maria wasn't doing his comical scream, but he was screaming Blood-Crudely, just like Ernesto Estrella. Four came up to CJ and yelled "Did you stab Ernesto you little decrepit little shit?!" and CJ said, "I didn't mean to, okay?" and Four, rather than throwing up rainbows on CJ, she said "I will get revenge on you at Cake at Stake...".
At Cake at Stake, the spinner landed on "Removal of limbs of chosen contestant" and then Four said, "CJ, you took away Ernesto, now you will suffer!". CJ's limbs were confiscated and then blood started sprinkling out and he let out a Blood-Curdling scream, and then joe mamaCassie, looking over at CJ, she cried hyper realistically and said, "CJ. Don't leave me, you are my Boyfriend.". CJ suddenly fell silent, and then Cassie then started crying louder, as She yelled, "Four! You killed my best friend! Are you proud of yourself?!" and then Four said, "Hell yes I am!" as she laughed whilst watching CJ die. It then cut to black for 3 minutes.
After the blackout, it cut to a funeral, all Casagrande's cast including The Chang's Pets, Greta, Cassie, Devon, And Tarell (except Four for being selfish and Maria for being dead), were at a funeral. Surprisingly enough, Vito, Tony, Sal, Paco, and Lupe were there. I was like "Lupe's supposed to be dead! His corpse was seen in BFDIA 2!". Carl and Carlota were holding their hands on the casket. Cassie then yelled and cried "This is all Your fault! If I didn't Die, then CJ would still be alive! CJ was my Boyfriend and He had to perish!". Bobby then said, "Cassidy, from what I observed, it's actually Four's fault why CJ died!". Cassie then walked away sobbing, as he went walking. He then encountered Ronnie Anne, and then Cassie asked Ronnie Anne, "What's the point in life?". Ronnie Anne then said "I don't know Cassie. I don't know". Somehow it sounded like Her Voice Actor, despite not being a part of Nickelodeon at the timethis is a poopy fart pasta and dont read it cuz its is farty doodie faca caca. Cassie then said, "Just kill me. I want to be with CJ.". Ronnie Anne then said, "If you say so." as she pulled out a gun and shot Cassie, Then the Episode Ends.
Then the Credits Showed Up, But It's Also Different. The Sky Was Crimson Red, The Clouds Were Dark Grey, And the Audio Was in G Major and Reversed. Then the Nickelodeon Showed Up but White Background Was Black and The Title Logo Was Red Instead of Orange, Even the Audio Was in Reversed, Then the Whole Episode Ends.
I was absolutely frightened and saddened by this version of The Casagrande's. I then played some Among Us to calm Me Down.
Then as I hugged my CJ plushie He then came alive grabbed a knife and stabbed me in the heart and I Died.
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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