The Cocaine Snorter

This is a story about the Cocaine Snorter, a legendary hero fighting crime and snorting cocaine.

The Cocaine Snorter is actually a drug addict man named Adrian Mirage Adrian, and he was neglected by his alcoholic parents at the young age of 6. All his entire life, he lived in the foggy streets of Greenville, and was permanently homeless. Then one day while trying to smoke a cigarette while on LSD, he found some cocaine on the ground, and snorted it, and got the best feeling he could possible ever have. He felt like he was flying in the sky, but in reality he was moving and walking around like a crazy maniac. After falling on a large arsenal of cocaine, his entire body was covered in cocaine and he became the Cocaine Snorter.

Currently, the Cocaine Snorter's mission is to fight the bullies from his school years and reunite with his parents again before the end of the year, and if he doesn't do it after one year, then the Cocaine Snorter would be gone forever.

He is the Cocaine Snorter! (He is the Cocaine Snorter!)

Fighting crime and doin' drugs

He doesn't need care and grows a goatee

Abnormally large eyes which are easy for him to see

He's gonna snort cocaine from your ass!

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