The Cock Goblin

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The Cock Goblin has been terrorizing American citizens since the Summer of 1994. The creature's existence was first revealed in a press release by then US President Bill Clinton, warning all penis recipients to wear a jock strap at all times to prevent an attack from the creature. Unfortunately, many did not follow these orders, and thus tens of thousands of Americans have reported their cocks being gobbled by the Cock Goblin. In a leaked email sent to Bill's wife Hillary in 2016, it was revealed that the Cock Goblin originated from a lab containing Bill Clinton's sperm which was contaminated by mercury exposure. Whether it be a lone farm house in Nebraska or an apartment in the Bronx, Bill Clinton's bastard child known as the Cock Goblin is lurking out there, searching for a cock to gobble.

You could be next.

But you know what they say,

"Sleep tight! Don't let the Cock Goblin bite!"

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