The Death of Big Chungus
Have you heard of the popular show called Big Chungus: Adventures? Yes, it definitely exists. The show has been running for 4 seasons now but I have found a strange episode that most people haven't heard of. Me and my friends have found that "strange" episode, and we'll gladly share it with you! Sadly most of my friends have gone insane after they saw the episode but it doesn't matter. I originally found the episode in my closet, since my closet has everything in the universe inside it. The packaging the episode in was the Big Chungus: Adventures DVD package! That's not important but I thought it would be alright to mention it. I grabbed the episode, popped it straight in the DVD player, eagerly as all hell. The DVD player booted up, only to my surprise that the episode selection screen only had one episode. The episode's title was written in BLOOD red reading "The Death of Big Chungus". Obviously, I was shocked from this. Big Chungus's show would have never have an episode title with that. But I digress, they promoted bestiality in the show, so I might as well watch this episode.
I clicked on the episode only to be greeted with the normal show intro except that Big Chungus was no where to be seen. The episode started with Big Chungus asking Shrek for a date like usual, but Shrek seemed really angry this time when he asked for a date this time. He closed the door on Big Chungus, so then Shrek began his plan. Shrek grabbed a shotgun, opened the door, and fired at Big Chungus! BLOOD splattered everywhere while Chungus's organs protrude out of his stomach! Big Chungus struggled to breathe after such a fatal blow. Shrek stood there menacingly while Chungus was struggling to crawl away. Shrek cocked his shotgun again, and fired again at Chungus. Big Chungus begged him to stop while he was nearing death, but Shrek didn't stop. He brought out knife that he happened to have and stabbed the absolute life out of Chungus. Big Chungus couldn't survive this blow, and he died shortly after. Shrek feeling the rush of adrenaline after he did such a heinous crime, tried to calm down. He set up a plan on how he would hide the body effectively to hide it from the cops. He had no ideas from his head so far, because he had no experience on how to hide evidence. He finally decided what to do now, he points to the camera and says "You're next!" then the DVD stopped working. Me, being myself, was confused and afraid of what I just saw. I presumed it wasn't such a big deal since it's just some weird bootleg episode probably, so I FUCKING SENT A NUCLEAR LAUNCH TOWARD THE EPISODE AND FUCKING EXPLODED IT. And that's how I did it! DVD is no more!
Credited to Bobbythehuman
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