The Edgiest Man this Side of the Galaxy
CHEESE'S NOTE: The transcript of a famous viral video featuring a young gentleman so edgy that your stomach will split open and your innards will fall out upon watching it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_k_57WoIPU
Being told to put all of your thoughts into one post never sounds so interesting. So, here's my thoughts all put into one single post.
So, I figured I might as well save my fingers the trouble and just go ahead and flat out on say it. I couldn't give two fucks about anybody or anything on this planet and the reason for that is I find everybody's intellectual intelligence for less superior than that of my own. So I couldn't give two fucks about what happens to anybody or anything on this planet. In all honesty if something does happen to you I won't care either. I don't care if anything bad or if anything good happens to you. I'll praise you, yeah, but I'm not going to care.
I may emphasize that I do, but I really won't. So here's a word of advice. You can comment on this and say whatever you want. I won't care and nor will I comment back on the feed. Just know this. If the zombie apocalypse happens, and I hate you all, if you all become zombies don't think that I will not hesitate to kill you. Because as soon as I kill you while you are zombies I will take your bodies and make a house out of them and paint it with your very blood. I will not care. I actually look forward to a zombie apocalypse myself. A lot of people do. In fact if a zombie apocalypse happens one of two things I'm doing is either A; going around and surviving, possibly killing off people that just got bit. Maybe people that aren't even bitten. I won't care. But I will definitely be killing people who are already bitten, infected, and trying to eat me. I will not care. I will not hesitate. You will die over and over again. I will make sure of that myself.
Zombies are actually my forte. I have an arsenal of weapons down in my room that I will keep. It kind of was which I found very interesting. But a zombie apocalypse, I welcome you. Gives me a reason to do the perfect murder. Kill somebody who isn't infected and say that they were infected. They'll believe it too. Because as soon as they're dead the zombie will sense if it's another one of them or not because of the rotting decaying flesh that is on their bodies. So, I don't care about any of you. Just putting that out there right now. I may look like I do. I honestly don't. Oh yeah, do whatever you want, say whatever you want. If get expelled from my school for this, I won't care. In all honesty I really won't. Cuz one, I am actually done. I'm showing my true nature. So, if you guys think this is all happy goey fun time or whatever, some shit like that, it's not and it never will be. It is actually going to be me being myself. Anyways, ta-ta. I hope you all have an awesome, deadly, horrifying rest of your lives."
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