The Great Gazoo in "Twenty-sided Dice"
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Old copypasta from 2008
HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. YOU LIKE MAGIC? I'LL BET THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ANYWHERE NEAR MAGIC IN BED YOU WERE SHOVING TWENTY-SIDED DICE UP YOUR ASS WHILE YOU JERKED YOUR TINY WAND TO YOUR MAGIC: THE GATHERING DECK. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU NEED A MEGA-DOSE OF GAZOO-BRAND MASCULINITY. I'LL COVER YOUR HAPLESS, EFFEMINATE FORM IN A THREE FOOT DEEP LAYER OF WHITE-HOT BABY BROTH FROM MY IMMINENTLY IMPRESSIVE GAZOO PLEASURE PYTHON. YOU'LL BEG ME FOR A SECOND COMING, AND I'LL OBLIGE YOU, PUMMELING YOU IN EVERY ORIFICE. YOU'LL AWAKEN IN THE HOSPITAL, YOUR TEETH BROKEN OFF AT THE GUM LINE AND WITH SEVERE BLOOD LOSS. BUT YOU'LL STILL CALL ME TO BEG FOR MORE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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