The Great Poopstink of 1989

One day, on October 32 of 1989, local resident Bobby Blambingo was walking down the street learning to work and play. Bobby was 16 years old and weighed 400 pounds and watched G.I. Joe. His favorite character was that one ninja guy with the uzi(I think his name was serpent optic nerve) and that has nothing to do with the story. Bobby's asshole was very smelly and was never cleaned, so he always had the intolerable stench of poopstink. He continued to walk down the street until he was greeted by the all powerful King Fedora! King Fedora spewed a stream of Atheist energy from his mouth that vaporized Bobby and left nothing behind but his poopstink. King Fedora proceeded to do this to several other people with foul ass seepage. Among those people were Freddy Farfinkle, Henry Honglo, Danny Dwinkle, William Willywack, Francis Floppydick, Joseph Janglogre, and Bluster Kong. Their combined ass smellage coagulated and conglomerated into one gigantic cloud of poopstink. The poopstink cloud was 400 miles wide and 400 miles long. The poopstink was more noxious and toxic than chlorine and sarin gas. It killed millions of innocent men, women, children, animals, plants, and destroyed several cities and states. The entire human population was reduced to 1/10 of its original population. Fortunately, all of Earth that died was revived by some gay cloning device that resembled a 10 mile tall phallus. The poopstink cloud was destroyed when a small Jewish child said "Excuse me sir, but can you go away?". The cloud responded with "Oh, Okay" and then vanished into the disgusting ass seepage known as the poopstink dimension, located somewhere between heaven and hell. So, the reason you're here today is because the penile device resurrected the entire human race.