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==Chapter 1==
It all started on a monday afternoon. I was in my bedroom playing this weird Pokemon game entilled 'Pokemon Death Version 666' that was given to me for free by some weird guy in a garage sale. Anyway, after about two hours (according to my stopwatch) I got bored of the game and proceeded to surf the Internet on my computer. I then began to masturbate to this erotic fan fiction I wrote that I posted on Devianart featuring Mario, Captian Falcon, Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs, Goku, Big Macintosh, Lord Zedd from Power Rangers, Colonel Sanders, Squidward Tentacles, Professor Oak, Stan Pines from Gravity Falls and several famous creepypasta characters such as Sonic.exe, Slenderman, Tails Doll, Happy Appy, and the Rake. "Oh fuck yeah!" I shouted, as I stroked my tiny garden hose back and fourth with erotic passion. Just when I was about to finish, all of a sudden Laughing Jack burst through my window with an evil smile on his face. However, his face quickly turned into
"Would you like to take my virginity and lick my pink helmet cutie?" I said to him.
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Laughing Jack replied in disgust, "What? Hell no. I'm here to kill you. Now put some pants on you freak."
"But aren't you a psychotic killer? Come on, you can do
Laughing Jack said, "I may be crazy in the head but I do have my standards. Now put your pants on so that your death won't be so awkward."
But before Laughing Jack can lay a finger on me, all of a sudden I heard a flashing sound and before I knew what was happening a Delorean crahed into my room hitting Laughing Jack and killing him instantly in a hyper-realisitc fashion. The door of the Delorean
"Get in the car and pull your pants up. The world needs you!" yelled Doc Brown.
"This is just like my sexy fan
I was in the car and as the car pulled out from my damaged room, we went 88 miles per hour in midair and went to the year 3000 where a battle of apocalyptic proportions would soon take place.
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"Naked bald men, my greatest weakness." said Red as he was aroused by Mr. Clean's sexy naked body.
Mr. Clean then used his
As Red was beginning to die from being in the ice, his head broke free and said his final words, "Even though this is a pretty crappy way to go out, seeing a bald man's naked body was totally worth it."
After Red died the only opponent left was Kim Jong-un. And what did I do the whole time during the first half of the fight? I was too busy masturbating
==Chapter 3==
My team were giving all of their strength to fight Kim Jong-un. As I was standing there doing nothing when Marty McFly began yelling in the distance saying, "Hey, get out there and fight you pansy!" For some reason you can't disobey a guy wearing an orange life jacket. Anyway, I steped into the arena and got my team to come together and discuss our game plan.
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Hey cutie, do you want to fool around?" I said.
This gave Kim Jong-un an
However, Kim Jong-un's perverted nature quickly betrayed him as the Ninja Megazord attacked him and left him in a very critical state of weakness.
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I then pulled my skirt up and I reached for my tiara on my head.
I then threw the
This then turned the
Sure the battle may have been anti-climatic. But it was anti-climatic in a very sexy
==Chapter 4==
After the battle, Mr. Clean, Avatar Kyoshi, the Nostalgia Critic, Dex Dogtective, Bugs Bunny, and Elvis Presley came to congratulate me on my work. I told my last goodbyes to my team of heroes before I went back to my own time in the Delorean. Doc Brown and Marty dropped me off by my house (still damaged from before).
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This is what the letter read:
''Dear
'' If you think I'm gone then guess again. I'm still here.
'' Signed, ''
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