The Haunting Fart
Now this might seem a little ridiculus, but i once woke up in the middle of the night with this horrible pain in my belly-region. I went to the bathroom as i thought i might be able to shit the pain out, and i was not wrong. I used my phone-screen as light as i was very tired and my eyes did not wish for the ceiling lights. I settled down on the toilet, turning off my phonescreen, and pushed. I heard a big "pffffft" followed by a major relief.
Knowing my house, I did not think turn on my lights. I washed my hands in cold water, because I did not really have the patience to wait for the water to become hot. as i closed the bedroom door behind me I heard a sound from the bathroom. Something that could be simular to the sound of a sneak-fart. The sound was constant, and getting louder. I was sweating, "what is this sound?" I thought.
The sound were now right outside my bedroom door, scared shitless, I could not move. The sound came under the door and was not in the middle of the room. This gentle pff sound was the most terrifying experience of my life. I felt that it looked me in the eyes. Then I heard it moving, slowly towards the footend of my bed. I felt a tingeling sensation as if moved past my feet and uwards towards my lower-region. I was certain this was the point where I die. The pff-sound suddenly increased in magnitude as i felt a pushin sensation at my anus, like something was trying to get in. "PRRRRT!". It was now inside me, like an inward fart. My pain was again present in my belly-region, and I had pissed myself.
I quickly understood that i needed a plan, or else this fart would hunt me forever. I carefully processed what I did the last time I went to the loo, and I found a fundemental flaw. I manned up, and ventured towards the bathroom a second time. But this time it would be different. The very second I had farted the devilish fart into the toilet, I had closed the lid and pressed the flushbutton. As I heard the water going down the drain I could gently hear the haunted farts desperate screams "Nooooo!" followed by a series of small, but sharp, fartsounds, then a huge "BRRRT!". I had won. I will never forget this traumataizing experience where I lost my manlyhood, and I always, always flush.
Originally uploaded on July 24, 2015
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