The Last Sane Day of My Life

December 24th, 2019. I was on my way to Taco Bell for my Christmas Eve Burrito Supreme (yes I get the baja blast) and on my way down a dark road a MAN jumped out at me, I could very well tell this man had a vitamin D deficiency but that's beside the point. I swerved to narrowly avoid him and continue my merry way (pun) to Taco Bell, I pull in the parking lot and get out, and he's staring at me across the street. Just watching me, as if I'm the sun. I walk into the Taco Bell and order my supreme and sit down. And that very moment, Seymour Skinner busts through the door proclaiming my insanity, he said "THAT MAN RIGHT THERE IS CLIMINALLY INSANE HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH HIS CAR"

At this moment I panicked, so I pulled out my Instalazer C90-CR (M3) and shot it right at him. He dodged it, amazing. He has the speed of Sonic the Hedgehog. He jumps at me and goes to the table, MY BURRITO SUPREME, GONE!!! I yell at him "YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK MY BURRITO YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT NOW YOU STONER!" and he hisses at me. I decide at this point it's futile. I pull the Instalazer C90-CR (M3) and point it on the roof. I blow up the entire Taco Bell, killing everyone. Except for me. Seymour Skinner was never there... I have schizophrenia, and am typeing htis from insied a psych wardf hahhhahahaha oh hello mr attendant what are you doing with that needle oh no what is that gonnn ad dhhdddddddddddddddddddddd a gb

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