The Life of Pregnant Jane

Once upon a time Before I was insane I dated this Disney Guy Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me he said "You're just way too creepy Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!" I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map He gave me the pleasure that I wanted He gave me the stuff that I hunted Then, I realized that me and him would never be So I fucked a fella, named Steve. I told him if he doesn't marry me I will rip of his dick He said I was crazy He punched in my face He said that we are done I told him "Just you wait until I cum" Then I came, inside the flame And Steve said to me "lol, ur pregnant bitch" Then he flied I was so pregnant That I married a guy named Magnet I fucked him right away He said Where is your condom? I didn't have it And so I was pregnant with two babies I told him I fucked a guy named Steve and Steve dumped me He said YOU WHORE!!!! He slapped me I tried to explain But he didn't listen Then I found this guy named John Who had to go to the John When we tried to fuck, he said "Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed" Then that was it I broke up with his dick Then I felt so alone That a skeleton popped out Then I got a lady bone The end of the story... Or is there more, than something boring?

Collab between Fatal Disease and KittenPasta