The Life of Pregnant Jane

Once upon a time
Before I was insane
I dated this Disney Guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me
he said "You're just way too creepy
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"
I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap
To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map
He gave me the pleasure that I wanted
He gave me the stuff that I hunted
Then, I realized that me and him would never be
So I fucked a fella, named Steve.
I told him
if he doesn't marry me
I will rip of his dick
He said I was crazy
He punched in my face
He said that we are done
I told him
"Just you wait until I cum"
Then I came, inside the flame
And Steve said to me
"lol, ur pregnant bitch"
Then he flied
I was so pregnant
That I married a guy named Magnet 
I fucked him right away
He said
Where is your condom?
I didn't have it
And so I was pregnant with two babies
I told him I fucked a guy named Steve
and Steve dumped me
He said
YOU WHORE!!!!
He slapped me
I tried to explain
But he didn't listen
Then I found this guy named John
Who had to go to the John
When we tried to fuck,
he said
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"
Then that was it
I broke up with his dick
Then I felt so alone
That a skeleton popped out
Then I got a lady bone
The end of the story...
Or is there more, than something boring?

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Collab between Fatal Disease and Haramonia